Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule" Quotes (Page 2)

Ron: So, you love April and she has a new boyfriend, right?
Andy: You got all of that from a picture?
Chris: No, you told me yesterday.
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Andy: Dude, that is the coolest sentence I have ever heard somebody talk.
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Tom: Twilight is dope. I couldn't put it down. It was like she was peering into my soul.
Kelly: Sing it, friend. Here, book two. Twilight: New Moon. Get crackin'.
Tom: There's a second book?
Kelly: And a third. And a fourth.
Tom: No [expletive] way.
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Donna: Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties or, time-traveling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny legs Magee. I'll tell you that much.
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Kelly: You look sad.
Tom: You look like a weird goon who's obsessed with a kid's book.
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Leslie: It's not cool. It's trespassing, and that is breaking the rules. Cool people make the rules. They don't break the rules. And if those kids want you to break the rules then they're not really your friends.
April: Whoa, who are you even talking about?
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Andy: He just sat down. What am I suppose to do? He's my boss.
Ann: No, he's not!
Andy: He isn't? God dang it, I cannot figure out who my boss is.
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Andy: And I told April because of honesty is important.
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Leslie: Ah, you are the person that's been emailing me about Twilight. I thought you would be younger. And a girl.
Kelly: Well I'm not. I'm older and a boy.
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Leslie: I thought of a great headline: It's time to en-capsule-ate the future. Sub headline: The parks department cuts the crapsule, buries the time capsule.
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