Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Women in Garbage" Quotes

Chris: I guess I'll have to wait for tomorrow's paper to find out our relationship status.
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Ron: I love nothing!
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Tom: I've been a baller since birth, son. Now I'm an athlete.
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Tom: Did I do basketball?
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Chris: According to Leslie's binder, her and April are making better time than on a normal day.
Leslie: Oh that's weird with us being women and all. You'd think our boobs would be getting in the way.
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April: Let's rock this.
Leslie: April, I love you, but I don't need your sarcasm.
April: I'm serious. Let's get rolling, let's get into some garbage!
(to the camera) What? I love garbage.
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Man on committee: I believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable.
Leslie: Are you sure you're not talking about a lightbulb? Or your hip?
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Amy: Did anyone notice that there are no women on the gender equality committee?
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Tom: I can't keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian's husband and his friends.
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Chris: I don't entirely understand the behavior of young people. Recently we engaged in something called a group hang. It was like a date but there were seven other people there.
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