Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 11: "Women in Garbage" Quotes
I guess I'll have to wait for tomorrow's paper to find out our relationship status.Chris
I love nothing!Ron
I've been a baller since birth, son. Now I'm an athlete.Tom
Did I do basketball?Tom
Chris: According to Leslie's binder, her and April are making better time than on a normal day.
Leslie: Oh that's weird with us being women and all. You'd think our boobs would be getting in the way.
April: Let's rock this.
Leslie: April, I love you, but I don't need your sarcasm.
April: I'm serious. Let's get rolling, let's get into some garbage!
(to the camera) What? I love garbage.
Man on committee: I believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable.
Leslie: Are you sure you're not talking about a lightbulb? Or your hip?
Did anyone notice that there are no women on the gender equality committee?Amy
I can't keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian's husband and his friends.Tom
I don't entirely understand the behavior of young people. Recently we engaged in something called a group hang. It was like a date but there were seven other people there.Chris
Girls, this is Ann. Talk to Ann. She's terrific.Ron
April: You know what? I think men are better than women.
Ann: She's kidding.
April: No I'm not. They provide for us and we must obey them because they are our masters.