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Yes, I am 21 years old today, which is the age that pretty much everyone agrees makes you an adult.

April

Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night I will have between one and four new girlfriends.

Tom

Tom: Do not miss tonight's April Ludgate birthday bash. 9 o'clock p.m. At the world famous Snakehole Lounge. The place the Pawnee Journal has called, "The sexiest, most dangerous club in town."
Leslie: That's not what they wrote.
Tom: Fine. I added the word sexiest. But, we've hired better security.

I love her so much, but I think I'm going to draw a mustache on her face.

Ann

I just got to tell you I'm a little tired, so I may have parked on your front lawn.

Leslie

Hey, Mark. It's Leslie. Change of plans. Can you call me back? Tom, get here. Call me. Bye. Hey, Leslie. It's Leslie. Hang in there. I love you. Bye.

Leslie

Or get your tissues out if you're like me and think handkerchiefs are gross.

Leslie

You ever seen this man sleep? It's like underwater ballet.

Mark

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.

Ron
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