Parks and Recreation Season 2 Quotes
Ron: Tammy is a mean person.
Leslie: Come on, Ron. You can do better than that.
Ron: She's a grade-A bitch.
Leslie: There we go.
Baby, don't you see what's happening here? She's manipulating you because she's jealous of me and the things I get to do to your body and face.
Tammy
Are you even listening to yourself? You're defending the library now? Ron, the library. Of all the horrifying miserable things in the world.
Leslie
So what did you guys talk about? Old times? Oh, I love talking about old times. New times are great too, but there's just something about old times. You know what I mean?
Leslie
I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.
Tom
I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. But this stock photo I bought at a framing store isn't real. Today I got the real thing. A naked Tammy made me breakfast this morning. I should have taken a picture of it.
Ron
When Tiger Woods feels invincible he wears a red shirt and black pants. Ron wears the same thing after he's had sex.
Tom
Tammy: It's really good to see you, Ron.
Ron: You've aged horribly.
Look, Tammy and I don't work. We are oil and water. Or oil and TNT and C4 and a detonator and a butane torch.
Ron
So you talked to Tammy? What's it like to stare in the eye of Satan's butt hole?
Ron
Leslie: I want it to be a perfect park with state-of-the-art swing set and basketball courts and off to the side a lovely sitting area for kids with asthma to watch other kids play.
Tammy: Wow. If I had a park like that when I was growing up I probably wouldn't have gone through such a prolonged mall slut phase.
Leslie: Well, that's... that's the goal, Tammy.
Yeah, just joined the rat race. Just chasing the cheese. Racing the rats. Trying to get the cheese. Enough technical business talk, you look ravishing.
Andy [to Ann]
