Parks and Recreation Season 5 Quotes
We only have Japenese slime candy and Bulgerian wheat balls.
Denis
It's a heartwarming story, but it's just not believable! Which is why I give ET one and a half stars.
Perd
Oh yeah, she's my twin sister from the same mister.
Jean Ralphio
These kids are renting old clothes like they're going out of style! Which they never will.
Tom
Get to steppin'.
Donna
Ann: What is your spirit animal?
Chris: Jaguar, why do you ask?
You're too beautiful to be funny. It's not your fault, but you've never had to compensate for anything.
Leslie
Ah, what am I going to do? I just opened up a can of Whoop Ass on myself!
Leslie
Tom: I actually have my own charity to attend to: Tommy's Tummy Foundation.
My speech doesn't need your luck. It needs a surgeon general's warning because it is harmful to your health.
Leslie
I wish this office had only walls.
Ron
Ben: Tom, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
Tom: No way! Scott Caan from Hawaii 5-0!
