If I can't spell it or pronounce it, I can't go there.


Are you here to fingerpaint or to speeddate the orderlies?

Radley Nurse

Hanna: I thought we were meeting for lunch.
Caleb: What time is it?
Hanna: Uh, half past I'm hungry.

Some of us know how to keep our mouths shut.


What? I had to have something to wash down all that baloney we had with dinner.


Aria, why would I slip you into a conversation? You guys have done enough slipping on your own.


How much immoral support does Alison need?


If they ask, "who signed the Emancipation Proclamation?," I'll say Daniel Day Lewis.


Hanna: Ok, I'm pretty sure Emily's mom is not one of Mona's secret ninjas. Are we supposed to be suspicious of everyone now?
Alison: Saves time.

Don't worry. After I'm gone, you can go back to focusing on your little love triangle.


Ezra: You don't have to live in fear of your cellphone anymore.
Aria: Tell that to my right eye. It still twitches every time I get a text.

Business conservative? I'd rather wear vomit.


Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.


Come on, giddy up little doggy.