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Was Mona here to poop or snoop?

Aria

Hanna: The mystery dude we should be focusing on is Patterson.
Spencer: Patterson? Isn't that that kid in World History who's always sniffing his fingers?

Her handwriting is so sloppy it's like doing Mad Libs in reverse.

Spencer

Spence, the last thing I want to do is discuss my feelings over a tub of chunky monkey.

Hanna

Aria: I'm not afraid of Ezra.
Jake: Maybe you should be.

Ashley: Trust me, throwing yourself at a new guy is the not the way to get over the old one.
Hanna: You're one to throw stones.

Emily: Somebody tried to kill Ali, They buried her in her backyard.
Aria: Right, and then Gruenwald pulled her out.
Hanna: Yeah, like a carrot.

Spencer: What did you say? We think your friend is in our friend's grave?
Hanna: Yeah, Spencer, that's exactly what I said, duh!

Guys, don't fight in the crypt.

Aria

Emily:We have to consider every possibility, don't we?
Hanna: Not the ones that make you want to hide in the closet with a quart of ice cream.

People actually wore this crap; I'm never complaining again about a sports bra.

Hanna

All we've got are these twenty pound hats.

Aria
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Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Caleb: What is wrong with her?
Hanna: Read her boobs, the girl loves Christmas.

Spencer: A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Hanna: Did Ali say that?
Spencer and Mona: No, Churchill did.

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