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Was Mona here to poop or snoop?

Aria

Hanna: The mystery dude we should be focusing on is Patterson.
Spencer: Patterson? Isn't that that kid in World History who's always sniffing his fingers?

Her handwriting is so sloppy it's like doing Mad Libs in reverse.

Spencer

Spence, the last thing I want to do is discuss my feelings over a tub of chunky monkey.

Hanna

Aria: I'm not afraid of Ezra.
Jake: Maybe you should be.

Ashley: Trust me, throwing yourself at a new guy is the not the way to get over the old one.
Hanna: You're one to throw stones.

Emily: Somebody tried to kill Ali, They buried her in her backyard.
Aria: Right, and then Gruenwald pulled her out.
Hanna: Yeah, like a carrot.

Spencer: What did you say? We think your friend is in our friend's grave?
Hanna: Yeah, Spencer, that's exactly what I said, duh!

Guys, don't fight in the crypt.

Aria

Emily:We have to consider every possibility, don't we?
Hanna: Not the ones that make you want to hide in the closet with a quart of ice cream.

People actually wore this crap; I'm never complaining again about a sports bra.

Hanna

All we've got are these twenty pound hats.

Aria
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Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Spencer: A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Hanna: Did Ali say that?
Spencer and Mona: No, Churchill did.

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison
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