Popular Private Practice Quotes
Archer: They seem like a nice couple.
Addison: They're divorced. They barely speak.
Archer: I guess they spoke long enough to conceive.
Leanne: (just after giving birth) I want to hold him. Can I hold my little boy? What's wrong?
Addison: It's not a boy.
Mitch: What? The ultrasound was wrong?
Leanne: It's a girl?
Addison: I'm not sure.
Addison: She really knows who she is. What she wants.
(cuts to Naomi, in the bathroom eating cake, crying)
Naomi: Mother just needs a moment to herself!!
Naomi: Who knew that meaningless sex could be amazing?
Violet: You had meaningless sex? Congratulations.
Cooper: What did they do that was so great?
Sam: Yeah, what did they do?
Naomi: They saved a marriage. Magic?
Addison: Magic.
I met a guy over a pineapple. It makes me feel like my life is changing.
Addison
"I think I'm helping some other guy win over Addison."
Pete
You want to fight dirty? Let's fight dirty.
Violet
Sam: Alright, maybe I was wrong. But for the past two days, you haven't even looked me in the eye, or even acknowledged that I'm a human being. What is your problem?
Sonia: For two days I've been thinking your lips would taste like chocolate and I couldn't look at them.
Cooper: It's really nothing to worry about. What?
Mother: No, she's blue.
Cooper: Understood.
Mother: Light blue.
Cooper: Regular normal people are driven to murder every day. Right, love, love will do it every time. Twisted, sick, messed-up love.
Sam: Cooper, Charlotte King is still alive, right?
Violet: He recognizes something in me, something that makes him feel whole.
Some talk about the camp David Summit, some chat about how we can't possibly, the Secret Service is... The next thing you know, I have a Presidential Library in Little Rock and there's a legendary picture of me and Bill laughing and sharing sections Of "The Times" while our child plays under the dinner table... And... orgasm.
Naomi: You're really over Allan, aren't you?
Violet: Oh, I got Bill now. Bill's all I need.
