Naomi: Who knew that meaningless sex could be amazing?
Violet: You had meaningless sex? Congratulations.

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I've brought you a present. {She reveals the chocolate paint on her body) It's all edible. In fact that's chocolate frosting you're staring at. Bon appetit. You want me to melt?

Charlotte (to Cooper who is lying on his bed)

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Naomi: Where's the prodigal brother?
Addison: He's showing Kevin around, hopefully making nice. Apparently Archer didn't appreciate Kevin treating him like a criminal when they first met.
Naomi: You mean when he broke in like a criminal?
Addison: Exactly.

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Power. Speed. Control. Who knew go-kart racing could be better than sex?

Addison

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