Do you remember the exact moment that you realized you were psycho?

Shawn [to Allison]

It is all going to be ok.

Juliet

We broke the first rule----we got high on our own supply.

Shawn

He’s got the last of the secret taco sauce in there!

Gus

Don't get your 1950's boxers in a bunch, Carlton.

Yang

I hope your mama finds you.

Shawn

You like nasty stuff, nasty...

Shawn

Is that my Teddy Ruckskin in there?!

Gus

You guys gotta get in here! Marlowe’s water just broke!

Henry

Is that my wife and unborn child in there?!

Lassiter

A national geographic show is happening...I don't think right now is the time for a man to man....

Shawn

I will cut one of you!

Marlowe

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.