A national geographic show is happening...I don't think right now is the time for a man to man....

Shawn

I will cut one of you!

Marlowe

Lassiter, did you just hear that? Bernie's in the interrogation room! He's not supposed to be ...

Gus

I get to watch Brannigan crash and burn publicly.

Lassiter

Man, we got lapped by the supernaturals!

Shawn

Fantastic! The whole team is here!

Lassiter

My, oh my. I do loving that man work.

Lassiter

Who is the girl next door to your face?

Shawn

Suck it, Bernie.

Shawn

You got bologna on your face, son!

Shawn

Any jackassery above a level 12 and Gus breaks into Reeses Pieces.

Shawn

How you like me now, Bernie?! How you like me now?!

Shawn

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.