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Psych

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Lodge Blackman.

Shawn

Gus: They act like they've never seen a black person...
Young Girl: Excuse me, sir, but are you Frederick Douglas?

Shawn: Remember the time I found those weird pictures of John Cusack in your drawer?
Gus: That was Joan Cusack, Shawn.
Shawn: Really? That's much less weird. Wait, no it isn't.
Carlton: This is one damn fine cup of cider.

I am going to have to ask you to calm down, sir, or I will have to taze you in the face.

Shawn [to Carlton]

Can we pull people over and stuff?

Gus

I prefer they screw up while not wearing our uniforms.

Karen

You have achieved pitch perfect AK-47 mouth action.

Shawn

Roger. Over. Rinse. Repeat.

Shawn

That crafty little doodle-pumpkin.

Shawn [about Juliet]

I wonder what our lives would be like if you had stayed wherever the hell you were five years ago and never come back to Santa Barbara.

Henry

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.

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Psych Quotes

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Shawn

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

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