IS THAT MAURICIO IN THERE?!

Shawn

My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Lodge Blackman.

Shawn

I prefer they screw up while not wearing our uniforms.

Karen

Shawn: Remember the time I found those weird pictures of John Cusack in your drawer?
Gus: That was Joan Cusack, Shawn.
Shawn: Really? That's much less weird. Wait, no it isn't.
Carlton: This is one damn fine cup of cider.

I am going to have to ask you to calm down, sir, or I will have to taze you in the face.

Shawn [to Carlton]

Can we pull people over and stuff?

Gus

Gus: They act like they've never seen a black person...
Young Girl: Excuse me, sir, but are you Frederick Douglas?

You have achieved pitch perfect AK-47 mouth action.

Shawn

Roger. Over. Rinse. Repeat.

Shawn

That crafty little doodle-pumpkin.

Shawn [about Juliet]

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

I wonder what our lives would be like if you had stayed wherever the hell you were five years ago and never come back to Santa Barbara.

Henry

Psych Quotes

IS THAT MAURICIO IN THERE?!

Shawn

You caught me listening to my own music. How utterly Rob Thomas of me.

Curt Smith