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iPad Shawn is a lot braver than real-life Shawn.


Henry: Keep going and I'm gonna rip your heart out, and that's an organ you need.
Gus: Actually, that's a muscle.
Henry: Whatever.

My pillows are lumpy; will you give them a fluff?


Henry: You do know they are going to go and investigate this case without you.
Shawn: Psh, I know.

Carlton: I have to know, will there be a hibiscus in this design.
McNab: There would be, if it was 2004. Psh, this guy!

You watch your mouth Barry White. This is my lady.


You can't just go around shootin' dudes.

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