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Psych

I would rather fall in love with a Vegan.

Carlton [about hugging-it-out with Shawn]

Shawn: I've had a catheter!
Gus: You mean a catharsis?

We are going to use impulse control. It's the art of controlling out impulses.

Shawn

I wonder what our lives would be like if you had stayed wherever the hell you were five years ago and never come back to Santa Barbara.

Henry

That crafty little doodle-pumpkin.

Shawn [about Juliet]

Roger. Over. Rinse. Repeat.

Shawn

You have achieved pitch perfect AK-47 mouth action.

Shawn

I prefer they screw up while not wearing our uniforms.

Karen

Can we pull people over and stuff?

Gus
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