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Buzz: Wow, you're like a robot.
Carlton: That's the comment someone made on my eHarmony I guess it must be true.

Shawn: I will protect you.
Juliet: And I will protect you right back.

Do you remember the exact moment that you realized you were psycho?

Shawn [to Allison]

Don't get your 1950's boxers in a bunch, Carlton.


Shawn has taken a lover... yay!


If you want redemption, then help us track down Yin and save this girl.


Looks like somebody was a bad girl and raided mommy's closet.


Shawn: So you know that Gus has hepatitis K?
Gus: What are you doing?
Shawn: Trying to prevent a nightmare.

Gus J. Gupta, my expert witness.

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