Psych

Psych Season 5 Quotes

Season 5 Episode 16: "Yin 3 in 2D"

Buzz: Wow, you're like a robot.
Carlton: That's the comment someone made on my eHarmony profile...so I guess it must be true.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shawn: I will protect you.
Juliet: And I will protect you right back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shawn [to Allison]: Do you remember the exact moment that you realized you were psycho?
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Yang: Don't get your 1950's boxers in a bunch, Carlton.
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Yang: Shawn has taken a lover... yay!
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Gus: If you want redemption, then help us track down Yin and save this girl.
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Shawn: Looks like somebody was a bad girl and raided mommy's closet.
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Season 5 Episode 15: "Dead Bear Walking"

Shawn: So you know that Gus has hepatitis K?
Gus: What are you doing?
Shawn: Trying to prevent a nightmare.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shawn: Gus J. Gupta, my expert witness.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 14: "The Polarizing Express"

Carlton [about hugging-it-out with Shawn]: I would rather fall in love with a Vegan.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shawn: I've had a catheter!
Gus: You mean a catharsis?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shawn: We are going to use impulse control. It's the art of controlling out impulses.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Henry: I wonder what our lives would be like if you had stayed wherever the hell you were five years ago and never come back to Santa Barbara.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 13: "We'd Like to Thank the Academy"

Shawn [about Juliet]: That crafty little doodle-pumpkin.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shawn: Roger. Over. Rinse. Repeat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shawn: You have achieved pitch perfect AK-47 mouth action.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Karen: I prefer they screw up while not wearing our uniforms.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gus: Can we pull people over and stuff?
 • Rating: Unrated

Shawn [to Carlton]: I am going to have to ask you to calm down, sir, or I will have to taze you in the face.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 12: "Dual Spires"

Shawn: Remember the time I found those weird pictures of John Cusack in your drawer?
Gus: That was Joan Cusack, Shawn.
Shawn: Really? That's much less weird. Wait, no it isn't.
Carlton: This is one damn fine cup of cider.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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