Gus: Wow, so this is how you're gonna play my boy. Oh...ok...I see how this is. Girl, that is cold. And if I wasn't on a date right now, we would be having words. Know that.
Shawn: That's my boy right there, son

Rub my back at a medium, gentle pace!

Shawn

Shawn: Friend, that's me, I in friend status..
Juliet: Of course, what else would you be, Shawn?

You know, you're gonna make a really handsome baby daddy...

Juliet

Please stop making sounds with you mouth...

Shawn

Shawn, how long have you been obsessed with this man.

Henry

Why don't you go home, watch a few episodes of Sex and the City and shake this whole thing off?

Lassiter [to Juliet]

I like how we fit. And I'm not just talking about when we spoon it up half-moon style, although that's tight.

Shawn

Holy crap! Who is that?!

Shawn

Screw you, Angry Birds!

Shawn

You gotta save him that's my dad in there!

Shawn

I'm pretty sure 90% of gunshot wounds are psychological. Good news is the body Is built for this sort of thing...I just think it's important for him to keep moving---maybe walk it off!

Shawn

Psych Season 7 Quotes

Hello, ass face.

Shawn

So the next time you decide to put your life in danger, remember there is someone that loves you that is worried sick...

Juliet