Hermeneutics is the study of theory. Oh my God! I could have and exam on Friday. I need a syllabus!

Gus

I don't mean to set off any alarms here, but am I the only one who's trouble by the three corpses in the hole?

Shawn

Think about it Spencer, put your finger to your head and use your brain....

Lassiter

We are not talking about this EVER, Shawn. You all can suck it.

Gus

You tasted the meat when we all thought it was Lassie?!

Shawn

It's the SERBS!

Gus

Lassie! Jules knows how to shoot a cross bow!

Shawn

You ever been shot, Papa Bear?

Kate

Peg H doesn't exist! I am going to kill somebody....

Juliet

Shawn: I just made a major epiphany. You know my lease is almost up? Right, well, I've been thinking "Shawn, it's time you moved on in your life as a man." It's not just about me anymore.
Juliet: I think that's a very mature thought, Mr. Spencer.
Shawn: So you know what I'm gonna do?...I am gonna move in with my dad....

She's perfect. She's like an Indian princess that bakes pies.

Gus

Don't be the B in Apartment 23! You're better than that! We're all better than that! At least I think we are!

Shawn

Psych Season 7 Quotes

Hello, ass face.

Shawn

So the next time you decide to put your life in danger, remember there is someone that loves you that is worried sick...

Juliet