You realize that is the coolest guy in the entire world, right?

Shawn

We split the food of the dead 50/50 that's always been the deal.

Shawn

Lassiter: Where is Rip?
Shawn: He is somewhere in this house kicking ass in a classic game of hide and seek.

Gus once bit me for stealing his honey. But that was because he had just gotten graham crackers and had nothing to dip them in.

Shawn

Lassiter: As of 2100 hours we are on a phase 4 lockdown!
Billy: Phase 4? What happened to the other three phases you cheap bastard?!

Lassiter: You know what happens in prison when you cry Harvard? A bunch of inmates go to the library and check out a bunch of books you've probably read before and beat you until you forget you ever went to...care to guess?
Martin: Harvard...
Lassiter: You really are smart.

Sorry man, I'm not fan of nature. It's slow and overrated.

Shawn

Giant clown gloves! Finally a gift a person can use!

Shawn

Henry: Give me one good reason I shouldn't punch you in the face.
Lloyd: Glass jaw, winning smile?

I swear to you on Juliet's life...

Lloyd

I abandoned my family! I'm a black stereotype!

Gus

Mexican Lassie is way better than American Lassie, much like Coca Cola.

Shawn

Psych Season 7 Quotes

Hello, ass face.

Shawn

So the next time you decide to put your life in danger, remember there is someone that loves you that is worried sick...

Juliet