Pushing Daisies

Pushing Daisies "Girth" Quotes

Olive: Water, H2O.
Lily: In other words for Vodka?
Vivian: Aah! Chlorine! Lily used to say it was like bottled sunshine
Lily: Now it reminds me about kids with bladder controll
 • Rating: Unrated

Olive: Yesterday, a ferrier named Lucas Shoemaker was found dead. Trampled.
Emerson: Why should I care about a dude that sells fur coats?
Olive: Not a furrier, a ferrier. Heir.
Emerson: Fair-rier?
Olive: It's a blacksmith. Puts shoes on horses.
Emerson: Don't try to act like that's a word everybody knows.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Emerson: What did you compete about?
Olive: Promise you won't laugh?
Emerson: No.
Olive: I used to be a professional horse jockey.
Emerson: Hahahaha! (mimics riding a horse) Hahahaha!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Emerson: There's a legless skeleton of a horse in John Jacobs tomb, and Olive knows you're dead.
Chuck: First of all, huh? And secondly, Olive thinks that I faked my death which is completely different to knowing that I'm dead.
Emerson: Yeah, different like purple and mauve.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Olive: Sweet Secretariat
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: (about John Joseph Jacobs) What if he changes when his blood sugar drops?
Olive Like a hypoglycemic werewolf!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Vivian: Is that clock right? It's 2 o'clock in the a.m.!?!
Lily: (scoffs) I'll get my gun.
Vivian: And I'll get the candy bowl
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emerson: You can't die of evilness.
Chuck: Happens all the time you do something mean or hurtful to someone like tell a secret... Bang! You're dead.
Olive: Or Bang! You're not really dead you're just pretending to be dead while other people who think you're dead are heartbroken.
Emerson: Or Bang! You talk too much and you both go wait in the car
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Where've you been?
Ned: Not important.
Chuck: It's important to me. I missed you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Narrator: As the piemaker started off he realized that, for the first time in his life, he missed something more than his past. He missed his present.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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