I’ve been ruminating and by ruminating I mean pondering, not chewing cud. How about we solve my murder and collect the reward? Wouldn’t that be poetic? Certainly an anecdote.


Ned: This is pushing your luck.
Chuck: Yeah, well, luck pushed me first

Are you in love with her? 'Cause it's that level of stupid.


I hate to be a bad host, but I'm sort of exhausted from chasing your coffin.


She read about people she could never be, on adventures she would never have. Life was good enough until one day it wasn't. Chuck wanted more. But at Boutique Travel Travel Boutique she got more than she bargained for.


I just thought my world would be a better place if you were in it.


Impollite to discuss a woman's menopause in mixed company.


I wish I could give you an emotional heimlich so you could cough up that fear and anxiety, but I can't.


Chuck: You can't just touch someone's life and be done with it.
Ned: Yes I can. That's how I roll.

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