I’ve been ruminating and by ruminating I mean pondering, not chewing cud. How about we solve my murder and collect the reward? Wouldn’t that be poetic? Certainly an anecdote.


Ned: This is pushing your luck.
Chuck: Yeah, well, luck pushed me first

Are you in love with her? 'Cause it's that level of stupid.


I hate to be a bad host, but I'm sort of exhausted from chasing your coffin.


She read about people she could never be, on adventures she would never have. Life was good enough until one day it wasn't. Chuck wanted more. But at Boutique Travel Travel Boutique she got more than she bargained for.


I just thought my world would be a better place if you were in it.


Impollite to discuss a woman's menopause in mixed company.


I wish I could give you an emotional heimlich so you could cough up that fear and anxiety, but I can't.


Chuck: You can't just touch someone's life and be done with it.
Ned: Yes I can. That's how I roll.

Ned: What if you didn't have to be dead?
Chuck: That would be preferable.

A dog needs to be touched. We all need to be touched.


That ain't a grain of salt. That's one of those blocks they give cows to lick.


Pushing Daisies Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Chuck: Do you believe in reincarnation?
Emerson: Hell no. The planet's falling apart. Right now, it's the children's problem. We reincarnate, it's our problem

Vivian: Charlotte was a nice girl.
Lily: With the exception of puberty.
Vivian: Which was when Lily was going through a change of life.
Lily: Impolite to talk about one's menopause in mixed company.