Pushing Daisies Season 1 Quotes
(to Ned) I'm going to hug Digby and pretend that he's you.
Chuck
Wondering why her kiss with the pie maker went unmentioned, Olive attempted to mention the unmentionable.
Narrator
Emerson: They were all breeders too.
Olive: They make dogs for their polygamy cult?
Emerson: Dog breeders.
Olive: They make dogs for their polygamy cult?
Emerson: Ain’t nobody making nothing for their polygamy cult.
Ned and I have been together for a very long time. We’re intimate. But it’s the appropriate human-canine sort of intim
Ned
I suppose I could pay my bills with blind kids' smiles. But their money is a lot easier.
Emerson
Chuck: I love a good "although."
Olive: Me too.
That girl dropped a bomb in your sub-conscious with her saliva.
Emerson
Chuck: were you watching me sleep?
Ned: No... yes... well, I was waiting for you to wake up and in the process of waiting I was, yes, watching you sleep.
Olive: Yesterday, a ferrier named Lucas Shoemaker was found dead. Trampled.
Emerson: Why should I care about a dude that sells fur coats?
Olive: Not a furrier, a ferrier. Heir.
Emerson: Fair-rier?
Olive: It's a blacksmith. Puts shoes on horses.
Emerson: Don't try to act like that's a word everybody knows.
Emerson: What did you compete about?
Olive: Promise you won't laugh?
Emerson: No.
Olive: I used to be a professional horse jockey.
Emerson: Hahahaha! (mimics riding a horse) Hahahaha!
Emerson: There's a legless skeleton of a horse in John Jacobs tomb, and Olive knows you're dead.
Chuck: First of all, huh? And secondly, Olive thinks that I faked my death which is completely different to knowing that I'm dead.
Emerson: Yeah, different like purple and mauve.
Sweet Secretariat
Olive
