Pushing Daisies Season 1 Quotes
(about John Joseph Jacobs) What if he changes when his blood sugar drops?
Chuck
Olive Like a hypoglycemic werewolf!
Vivian: Is that clock right? It's 2 o'clock in the a.m.!?!
Lily: (scoffs) I'll get my gun.
Vivian: And I'll get the candy bowl
Emerson: You can't die of evilness.
Chuck: Happens all the time you do something mean or hurtful to someone like tell a secret... Bang! You're dead.
Olive: Or Bang! You're not really dead you're just pretending to be dead while other people who think you're dead are heartbroken.
Emerson: Or Bang! You talk too much and you both go wait in the car
Chuck: Where've you been?
Ned: Not important.
Chuck: It's important to me. I missed you.
As the piemaker started off he realized that, for the first time in his life, he missed something more than his past. He missed his present.
Narrator
Mama Jacobs: What did you say your name was? Brandon? Butch?
Chuck: Chuck?
Mama Jacobs: Chuck! I knew it was something unladylike
(to Ned) How do you know there's not a ghost somewhere right now telling his ghost friend, "You don't really think there's a guy who can touch dead people back to life, do you?"
Chuck
(to Ned) You go and do whatever private secret alone thing you need to go do by yourself. Alone.
Chuck
I love you, shovel.
Emerson
Tell Ned I love... his pies.
Olive
I don't know how we survived without it. It's like a sex addiction... I'd imagine.
Vivian
If you think about it, we've already been murdered once. How many dogs and people can say that?
Chuck
