Con, I love ya. You're a good kid. You're gonna be a good man. Abby, thank you for bringing him into this world. You do all the hard work. I'm so lucky.

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• Added: August 24, 2014

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

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• Added: August 24, 2014

Ray: So where were ya last night?
Abby: You have some nerve askin' me that. What time'd you get in last night and why'd you sleep downstairs? You have someone's stink on ya?

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• Added: August 24, 2014

Ray: Where were ya last night?
Abby: I didn't feel like havin' dinner with you.

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• Added: August 24, 2014

I love our relationship, Ray. It just keeps getting better and better.

Steve

• Permalink: I love our relationship, Ray. It just keeps getting better and better.
• Added: August 24, 2014

Tommy: London's kinda freakin' me out. I'm a little bit lonely. I'm not suckin' dick again. Your father had to help me take care of that the last time, remember?
Conor: I think so.

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• Added: August 24, 2014

Volcheck: Please forgive me, but I really wanna fuck you. Tonight.
Donna: Really sweetie? Cause I really wanna fuck you, too.

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• Added: August 17, 2014

Mickey: Well, they say write about what you know. I know about two things: robbin' banks and fuckin' black chicks.
Paramount Exec: Let's see where that goes.

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• Added: August 17, 2014

Oh! You're the lezzie who works for my son.

Mickey

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• Added: August 17, 2014

You know what? She's right! I am a victim! We're all your victims!

Abby

• Permalink: You know what? She's right! I am a victim! We're all your victims!
• Added: August 17, 2014

Fuck her harder Eddie.

Donna

• Permalink: Fuck her harder Eddie.
• Added: August 17, 2014

At first I thought I wanted to help the victims, but it turns out I just like talking to sociopaths. They fascinate me.

Kate

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• Added: August 10, 2014