Terry! Come on in. Take your pants off.


There are more helicopters outside my house than when OJ took the white Bronco down the 405.


Ray, faith is the evidence of things not seen. You asked God for forgiveness. That has to be enough. The rest is out of your control. May God grant you pardon and peace. I absolve you of your sins. In the name of The Father and The Son and of The Holy Ghost.

Father Romero

Mrs. Minassian: You think this is over? You think you can kill my boys and it stops? This will never stop. You are dead. All of you are dead. Your children are dead. Fuck you. And fuck you. And fuck y..[throat is sliced]
Mickey: And fuck you.

You know, my father never would have killed Varick if you weren't around. He fell in love with the idea that there was always gonna be someone there to save him from himself!


Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been 36 years since my last confession.

Ray's just like my old man was with my mom. Too caught up with his own bullshit to realize how beautiful she was.


Terry: It's like Fatal Attraction. I bet she wasn't wearin' any panties.
Abby: [laughs] That was Basic Instinct.

You're gonna need a criminal lawyer. Today.


Paige: Who do you think is more powerful in this town, you or Andrew Finney?
Ray: I don't know, why don't you go up there and find out? But tell the truth and get it all. Who knows, you play your cards right, you might even keep the team.

Ray: Where's the poker?
Cochran: What? You gonna shoot me now? Fuck yourself you Irish piece of shit.
Ray: [shoots him in the leg] Where's the poker?

Mickey: I ain't fuckin' senile.
Ray: Fine. You're not senile. Go tell Joe Friday out there you want to wear a wire and get your brains blown out in Long Beach.
Mickey: You could say I get confused from time to time.

Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Abby: I walked into your son's bedroom this mornin', and he was watchin' porn and fuckin' his own bed.
Ray: I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about.
Abby: Your son Conor stuck his teenage dick between his box spring and his mattress and fucked his own bed.