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You want to play dirty, that's fine but I warn you. You're playing with the best.


Knox: Remind me never to get divorced.
Terry: Remind me never to get married.

IT guy made me like a hooker in Sunday school.


Bless your heart. That's what we say when we don't like something.


Lee Anne was the hottest piece of ass in the department and she knew it.


You're a woman and you all think you've got the market cornered on parenthood.


Van: One little job, I could start all over again.
Terry: Yup, just kill someone's mother and you're on your way.

I prefer not to work with egghead freaks but sometimes we've got to compromise.


Preston: I'm not in it.
Roy: You may want to rethink that answer.

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