Four cops for a speeding ticket. Will you call out the SWAT team if I run a red light?

Jamie

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• Added: June 30, 2014

I just needed to talk to someone without a southern accent.

Jamie

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• Added: June 30, 2014

I'm sweating right now, in little private places you can't see.

Jamie

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• Added: June 30, 2014

I see an Yankee lawyer in expensive shoes who doesn't know how to work a southern jury or a southern DA.

Roy

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• Added: June 30, 2014

Don't be dissing Hooters. You might be working there someday.

Roy

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• Added: June 30, 2014

Kinda looks like she's got you bent over a stump with your pants down, son.

Judge

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• Added: June 30, 2014