Rescue Me "Jeter" Quotes
Lou: I wanted to do something that you couldn't, Tom, which is to express how you really feel about people while they're still alive.
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Tommy: What are you doing here?
Mickey: What am I doing here. Classic.
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Tommy: See, you're A-Rod. He's Jeter. You go for the glory. He goes for the win.
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Tommy: He's called me Fonzie. He's called me Opie. He mentions Eddie Haskel to me and I'm gonna rip his head off.
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Mickey: I don't care hot hot her ass is, I am never, ever sleeping with her again!
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Tommy: Ten grand and I can't drink. Why don't you just shoot me in the head while we're at it?
Teddy: See! He wants to drink. You're not in control of your sobriety.
Tommy: You know what I really want to do is punch you in the face right now.
Teddy: Oh, save that for the wedding. Big, big finish.
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Lou: Now I know how Mary Shelly felt.
Tommy: Franco-stein.
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Sidney: You know, now that morale is at an all time low, between Garrity and Franco, this place is spic and span.
Lou: I guess that would make Garrity, "span."
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Total Quotes: 8