Rescue Me

Rescue Me Quotes

Season 7 Episode 9: "Ashes"

Tommy: This ain't a job. It ain't an occupation. It's a calling.
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Mike: I want to look inside the box, guys.
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Tommy: Oh my god, it's like Lou-mageddon.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marsha: Maybe Wyatt needs to get more in touch with his feminine side.
Tommy: You know what, Wyatt doesn't have a feminine side. Can I just say something else, by the way, "Tiffany" is the name of a store, and "Madison" is the name of an avenue, and "Brittany" is the name of a slut.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tommy: How bout them Yankees? You see the game last night?
Jeff: No. My wife's book club was over. There's no TV on book club nights.
Tommy: You don't have a backup TV in the bedroom?
Jeff: There's no TV on book club nights.
Tommy: You could always sneak out to a bar or...
Jeff: Sneak out? That's funny.
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Sheila: I know who you are and I know what you are. You need two things to survive - sex and fire. One's no good without the other.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: Well, if you guys are all leaving, then I'm leaving too, you know? But this time I'm going to find a house where they appreciate m, you know? They don't treat me like I'm an idiot. Ok. A house where they appreciate me. I just want to find a house.
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Black Shawn: I'm thinking I got to find a nice little Korean lady with little small fingers to get down here and get that itch, you know?
Mike: Or a baby.
Black Shawn: Say what?
Mike: Babies have small fingers.
Sean: Korean babies. Even smaller fingers.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lou: Today, we are gathered together here to honor five men, my men, my brothers. Five men who were given a choice to run, to flee for safe ground, to seek clean fresh air, or to move deeper knowing the danger, knowing that two young people, innocent kids, were crying out for help, for my men, to save them. We all know which choice they made. These men, these five extraordinary human beings will forever live in my heart and in the memory of all who knew them and in the public records of this great city as heroes, the bravest of the brave, I shed no tears. I cry out not in agony. I beseech the sky not in anger but with pride and a voice that is strong and clear. I am a better man and we are all better people for having known them. Good night, my dear friends, my five unforgettable brothers. I shall see you on the other side.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 8: "Vows"

Lou: We'll be fine. Trust me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheila: I paid for this bouquet, bitches!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheila: Everything I wanted you got. Your husband went away and came back. Mine, not so much. It's never gonna happen. So, what am I left with here? I've got a lot of money. I've got Damien in a wheel chair, and oh yeah, an empty bed.
Janet: You really need to get laid.
Sheila: I know!
 • Rating: Unrated

Sean: It's not just an eye watering, nasty, horrific, soul sucking fart anymore, you know. It's the smell of love, man. Love.
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Katy: I'm going to start drinking and become a prostitute.
Tommy: Honey, I'll do it.
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Janet: For one day only, we are not Gavins. We are nice, decent, civilized human beings.
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Teddy: Black kid with a Mexican name. You're a one man crime spree just waiting to happen.
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Franco: What the hell is up with that jacket dude? Looks like you just joined a boy band, Kato.
Needles: Proves my theory that you know absolutely no nothing about style. This is the latest thing, my friend. It's hip. It's trendy.
Lou: Does it come with a gay Asian lover or do you have to provide that yourself?
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Sean: Why can't a Mexican become a firefighter? Because they can't tell the difference between Jose and Hose B.
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Season 7 Episode 7: "Jeter"

Lou: I wanted to do something that you couldn't, Tom, which is to express how you really feel about people while they're still alive.
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Tommy: What are you doing here?
Mickey: What am I doing here. Classic.
 • Rating: Unrated

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