I bet wife #2 has no idea he killed wife #1.

Jane

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Can you just tell me, are you planning on seeing my brother naked?

Jane

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Children push buttons you didn't even know you had.

Angela

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So bigger boobs and no sex. It's a guys worst nightmare.

Jane

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Maura: Caffeine bad.
Jane: Death worse.

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Can't a man upgrade his look without a woman being involved?

Korsak

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No one makes you know you failed the way your child does.

Hope

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That lady's as squeamish as Frost.

Korsak

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Maura: I just keep forgetting that Cailin had a kidney transplant.
Jane: How can you forget, it's your kidney?

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You never know who's going to be a good parent until it's time for them to do the job.

Korsak

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I had to live through my mother's hockey mom years.

Jane

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The human body holds six quarts of blood. There's about five of it on the ground.

Frankie

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