Tommy's not the only Rizzoli with a beautiful mind.


Maura: You slept with Raphael?
Jane: We didn't sleep, Maura.

Jane: Maura, what are you doing?
Maura: Looking for the oblivion of sleep.

Frost: You look a little naked.
Jane: Excuse me.
Frost: I can see your knees

Jane: I googled you, you know.
Casey: So you know about the sex change.

Your dress is a real booty call magnet. I got hit on twice, by women.


Three wives and not one of them ever looked at me the way my dogs do. They think I'm the greatest man who ever lived.


You also said that conceiving me was the biggest mistake of your life.


Maura: I feel very silly.
Jane: You're going to feel even sillier when I push you out with my feet.

Just know I don't serve coq au vin, I serve coco puffs.


Angela: Well there's no advancement in my field without continuing education.
Ian: What's your field?
Angela: I run the police cafe.

Eighteenth century beer sucks.