Tommy's not the only Rizzoli with a beautiful mind.


Jane: Maura, what are you doing?
Maura: Looking for the oblivion of sleep.

Frost: You look a little naked.
Jane: Excuse me.
Frost: I can see your knees

Three wives and not one of them ever looked at me the way my dogs do. They think I'm the greatest man who ever lived.


Your dress is a real booty call magnet. I got hit on twice, by women.


Maura: You slept with Raphael?
Jane: We didn't sleep, Maura.

You also said that conceiving me was the biggest mistake of your life.


Maura: I feel very silly.
Jane: You're going to feel even sillier when I push you out with my feet.

Jane: I googled you, you know.
Casey: So you know about the sex change.

Jane: I hate it when you correct me.
Maura: I hate it when you forget about Mr. Adverb.

I believe in the healing power of crime solving.


Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.