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Just like in a real family you don't always like all your relatives.


Stanley: Arrest me.
Jane: What's the charge? Felony or misdemeanor assholishness?

Angela: I dropped you once.
Frankie: Is that what happened to him?

I'll guess that wasn't sugar that double tall was pouring into five pump minty's FroCap.


Maura: It is so clean in here you could eat off the tables.
Jane: Let's not.

Jane: Do you ever worry that you'll sound pretentious?
Maura: No.

Tommy: What do I do with him?
Jane: Use two hands.

It's weird the way she's so good with babies.


Maura: Instant! You served me instant?
Jane: I'm so tired you're lucky I didn't serve you Drano.

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