Barry: I'd take him off your hands for you but I hear he's a face licker.
Jane: Not my face.

Actually since your last boyfriend was Dennis the serial killer, I'm all for BT.


Giovanni: What are you guys doing here?
Jane: Well, they make us show up when there's a dead guy.

Maura: I think he's sexy.
Jane: He thinks he's sexy too.

It is nothing to be ashamed of. Most women experience a sexual rush around bad boys.


Three wives and not one of them ever looked at me the way my dogs do. They think I'm the greatest man who ever lived.


I'm a simple guy. I don't care why. I just want to stop them.


Jane: Why are you yelling?
Frankie: Because I didn't want to scare you.

Dr. Nolan: 4% of the population is either sociopaths or psychopaths.
Maura: Luckily they aren't all serial killers.

Grandiosity is the hallmark of psychopathy.

Dr. Nolan

I knew I opened a can of PTSD worms today.


Maura, I just want your opinion. It doesn't have to be peer reviewed.