Here's a deal. I'll do sensitivity training. You never do Brando.

Jane

Axel: You're a cop. That's a turn off.
Jane: Bummer.

Maura: Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest...
Jane: You know what his abundant belly suggest? Snowball's chance in hell.

Yes Maura, I am sabotaging your knight to queen, castle thingy move.

Jane

Korsak: Junkies don't shoot dope out in the open.
Jane: They're like cockroaches. They hide.

Are you ready to conquer the clutter?

Angela

Angela: Well there's no advancement in my field without continuing education.
Ian: What's your field?
Angela: I run the police cafe.

Jane: Are you OK?
Maura: Yeah. Why?
Jane: Cause you're wearing two different shoes.

Korsak: You can't do this without your bff?
Jane: Not when she's the chief medical examiner, no.

Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.

Jane

Yes or no. Perfectly good answers.

Jane

Hypothesis confirmed. I would recognize that cheap dye job anywhere.

Jane