Loan sharking has gotten a lot easier in the age of voicemail.


What is the point of having friends if you can't bitch and complain whenever you want to.


Strange is good. Strange is our friend in a murder investigation.


Jane: You failed your shooting test on purpose!
Frankie: What? No way.
Jane: Well either that or you're going blind which from the way you're starring at her ass I can see is not the case.

I like my story better because it's what happened.


Jane: What were you doing there?
Korsak: Making our lives harder.

My new super power is invisibility.


Jane: Is there anything you haven’t seen once before?
Korsak: You cutting me slack.

Nobody wants to hire a woman of a certain age. They want to hire a 22-year-old.


Jane: Bye, bye alibi.
Korsak: Later, later perpetrator.

Korsak: I've been over this guy's case files and one thing's very clear. He hates women. Last time I looked, you’re a woman.
Jane: It's easy to see how you made detective.

Maura: Did you think about any of us before you jumped.
Jane: No I didn't. I didn't think about you and I didn't think about my family. I didn't even think about myself. The only person that I thought about was Paul and that I was the only one that could help him. I wasn’t going to let him drown.