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Rizzoli-and-isles

I'm not interested in getting old if all I get to drink is green tea.

Frankie

Jane: I saw you eating a contraband donut this morning.
Frost: You wellness snitch.

Please tell me I'm asleep and that was a dream.

Jane

Quiet the chatter in the monkey mind.

Maura

Have you tried this stuff? It takes like sweat and rotten celery.

Frankie

I'm going to kill her. That should fulfill the physical activity time for today.

Jane

Suicide boy finally does it. I bet that would be good for sales.

Korsak

Thank you for playing the annoy the uncaffeinated detective game

Jane

On average police officers only live two to five years after retirement.

Maura

Maybe Angelina Jolie is playing a homicide detective and wants to do a ride along.

Korsak

Just like in a real family you don't always like all your relatives.

Stanley

Stanley: Arrest me.
Jane: What's the charge? Felony or misdemeanor assholishness?

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