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Evan: So he's like Santa?
Paige: Yes, but instead of going down a chimney, he smells like one.

Boris: Any questions?
Hank: Probably none you would answer.

Evan: Did you get a DUI? Are you under house arrest?
Hank: NO...

Divya: You screwed up didn't you?
Evan: I'm cleaning it up!

Every new morning is a good morning.

Evan

I AM NOT FINISHED! FOR ONCE YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!

Divya

If you don't stop this behavior, you are going to end up unloved and alone!

Divya

You forgot the HankMed staff profiles?!

Evan

I cheated. I know that's not the hankmed, and I'm sincerely ashamed and disappointed with myself.

Sacani

I don't think he fell in. His injuries aren't consistent.....

Divya

Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.

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Royal Pains Season 4 Episode 6 Quotes

I don't think he fell in. His injuries aren't consistent.....

Divya

Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.

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