Royal Pains

Royal Pains

Sundays 9:00 PM on USA

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Royal Pains "Astraphobia" Quotes

Evan: Oh my God, Jill and Hank...Jank is back!
 • Rating: Unrated
Evan: (to Divya) Wow! It's almost like you turned into Hank. Except he doesn't say schedule.
 • Rating: Unrated
Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Evan: (to Divya) Think about Raj, what would Raj say if he lost you? Or does he have other wives?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: What? You sleep out here each day?
Pete: You believe lightening can strike twice?
 • Rating: Unrated
Jill: Man up city boy.
 • Rating: Unrated
Stacy: You know the odds of getting hit by lightening are one in seven hundred and fifty thousand?
Evan: So you're saying there is a chance.
 • Rating: Unrated
Divya: Evan, who's to say that I'm going to get lost. And who's to say I'd want you to come to find me?
 • Rating: Unrated
Hank: Infant formula? Really?
Evan: Yeah, I got those on sale.
 • Rating: Unrated

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Total Quotes: 9
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