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Oh my God, Jill and Hank...Jank is back!


(to Divya) Wow! It's almost like you turned into Hank. Except he doesn't say schedule.


Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.

(to Divya) Think about Raj, what would Raj say if he lost you? Or does he have other wives?


Hank: What? You sleep out here each day?
Pete: You believe lightening can strike twice?

Man up city boy.


Stacy: You know the odds of getting hit by lightening are one in seven hundred and fifty thousand?
Evan: So you're saying there is a chance.

Evan, who's to say that I'm going to get lost. And who's to say I'd want you to come to find me?


Hank: Infant formula? Really?
Evan: Yeah, I got those on sale.

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