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Alright, you're not an alien.

Evan

We aren't gonna live on Saturn?

Paige

Fido and Payload, sitting in a tree...

Evan

Or were you just a little hefty?

Evan[to Paige]

You cannot give yourself a nickname!

Paige

Says a man who save a life with an ice bucket.

Christina

So get your CFO-ass over there an close this deal.

Paige

It wasn't guilt that brought me here. I almost lost you.

Divya

You will throw out that mental list of eligible bachelors you have in your mind.....

Divya
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