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Hank: You know what they say Superman - with great power comes great responsibility.
Evan: That was Spiderman.

Of all the 17 year olds I know, you're the one I trust.

Hank

Tucker: (regarding wine) You need to chill that first.
Evan: Don't worry - I'll just put some ice cubes in it.

That's my boy.

Eddie

That's my line.

Eddie

Divya: I have to move to London.
Evan: Of course you do and when we replace you with another sexy Indian PA it won't be the same.
Divya: I appreciate that.

Dad, I need you!

Hank

We were fighting the system.

Eddie

Tucker: Double fisting wine bottles?
Oliver: Oh C'Mon stop being such a b*tch.

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