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Royal-pains

Must have been an expensive flight - landing in Cuba and all.

Evan

Nice play Boris.

Hank

I think she likes me.

Boris

I feel that if I were a Nazi my face would be falling off right now.

Evan

Evan: Is Boris in a long distance relationship?
Hank: Yeah, with the one who is trying to save his life.

Dude, these seats are made out of lamb skin.

Evan

Think about it Hank, you can do the right thing or you can kill a polar bear.

Evan

Evan: Please take the baggage.
Hank: I don't want to take the baggage.

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