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Royal-pains

(to Jill) I miss you too.

Hank

(about naming his boat) What do you think about Fairway to Evan?

Evan

Hank: We're good friends...
Jill: We used to be more than that Hanky Panky.

(to Adam) When we kissed...I felt nothing except regret. I'm sorry.

Divya

(about Jill) Competitive, beautiful, buys me breakfast...I like this girl!

Jack

Evan, let's get him healthy. Then you can kill him.

Hank

Hank, I don't play for fun, I play to win.

Jill

Jack and Jill? Whoever's doing the pairing has a sophisticated sense of humor.

Jack

(to Jill) Well well well, look who's playing golf.

Hank
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