Royal Pains

Royal Pains "Off-Season Greetings" Quotes

Hank: I am better at starting relationships than deepening them.
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Jill: So what was it like to watch your little brother get married?
Hank: It was weird. To me he's still the kid who ate $.85 in nickels on a dare.
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Evan: Why don't we just put two tables together—
Paige: They're round! You can't push to two round tables together, it won't work!
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Ken: FYI not good for business when the doctor looks sick.
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Eddie R. [about Hank's cell phone]: Really, Hank, On Hannukah?
Hank: I am so sorry, Rabbi Lawson!
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Evan [of Paige]: Is there a condition known as mental frostbite?
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Divya [to Paige]: You know what they say, when you marry someone you're not marrying their family.... oh, wait, you are marrying their family. I am terribly sorry...
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Divya [to Rafa]: Did we lose our minds?
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Owen: I know you're thinking that Owen has gained a few pounds since the last time you saw him. But I want you to know, I am on The Lipitor.
Hank: Do you know that The Lipitor is not the substitute for the good eating habits?
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Hank: That's not appropriate Ken, that's not appropriate.......
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