Samantha Who?
Favorite Samantha Who? Quotes
Samantha: Disinvited? But she liked me. How can she disinvite someone she likes so much?
Andrea: Oh I don't know, it might be because you started a litte wedding pool on how long the marriage would last.
Samantha: Well that's not very likable.
I'm just not gonna check the machine anymore, I mean if those people want to find me they can just hunt me down.. no, no that's not good.
Well....... this job SUCKS.
Sam: Okay, I am going to live with you, but in a separate room, or on the couch, and I am not going to have sex with you. So you can just get that out of your mind, mister.
Girl(from other room): Dave, who is that woman?
Dave: No idea.
Todd: Hey, Sam, it's this way.
Sam: There is not an amnesia strong enough to erase the memory of last week's Tai Chi exercises.
Regina: I told you, I thought it was supposed to be done naked. How long do I have to keep apologizing?
Samantha: Okay, first of all, I'm not dating Todd, and second of all, I'm not chasing him, I just tracked him down to tell him, that I'm not stalking him.
Regina: I'm never getting grand kids, am I?
Frank: And... how are you today?
Samantha: How am I? I'm virgin, that's how I am!
Frank: Yes madam... and I'm a pirate! Shall I call you a cab?
Samantha: Hey, hey, Frank? I'm not really sure about this outfit. You know me, is this me?
Doorman Frank: Yes, it is.
Samantha: You didn't look.
Frank (after glancing at Samantha): It's an improvement over the usual, I'd say.
Samantha: Really? Wow.
Frank: Coco Chanel said that to avoid over-accessorizing, women should look in the mirror and remove one thing. With you, it was often your dignity.
Samantha: Oh. Thank you for... your honesty. Hey, should I get a boob job?
Frank: We are not friends.
Samantha: Right.
Andrea: Listen to me, listen to me. You are ready for this. You look fabulous, the pond is deep, the fish are biting!
Dena (suddenly appearing): Well, hello!
Andrea: But then a boat motors through...
Speed it up, old man! I'm driving a piece of crap, what's your excuse?!
Dena
I can't believe you, Andrea. How could you not tell about this? I mean, you call me at midnight to tell me to get my eyebrows waxed, but my restraining order just, like, slips your mind?!
Samantha: So she's hum, she seems nice... She's very pretty.
Todd: Oh, thanks.
Samantha: I didn't say you were pretty! I said she was pretty.
