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Mellie: Is that some sort of reverse psychology crap you learned from your therapist?
Olivia: I don't have a therapist.
Mellie: Well, maybe you should get one.
Olivia: This isn't happening again.
Jake: Yes it is.
Mellie: You can divorce them but you can't get rid of them.
Cyrus: Fitz? Or Olivia?
Mellie: Both.
Mellie: You were a good mistress. Probably a great one.
Olivia: Well, I am an over achiever.
I need to put in a request to get laid?
Fitz [to Abby]
Jake: Huck! You're one creepy bastard, you know that?
Huck: Yes.
You want to celebrate Susan's poll numbers by having sex with the man she's in love with?
David [to Liz]
Fitz: Why are you so obsessed with my personal life?
Abby: Because your personal life is my professional life.
This is my day. I am the bride. You get me my hero moment.
Cyrus [to Tom]
Olivia: I'm playing the game and I'm playing it better than anyone.
Huck: And what game would that be?
Olivia: What?
Huck: What game would that be?
Olivia: The one where I win.
Huck: Your guy...he's coming out.
Olivia: What? My...my guy...
Huck: I never considered it before, but yeah, you were made.
Do you not understand that when the monster gets hungry he will turn around and eat you?
Huck [to Olivia]
