Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 3 Episode 7: "We're Gonna Need a Bigger Vote" Quotes
You know in elementary school, I was jealous of the other kids because their parents waited outside to take them home, and I walked to the orphanage by myself. I was looking forward to waiting outside for somebody.
Happy
You should have taken my mom dancing when you had the chance. We could have been partners forever.
Ralph
Ralph: Do you like Tim? Is he nice to you?
Paige: Yes and yes. He's very sweet and kind. I do like him, yes.
Ralph: Good because you do everything for me, so I want you to be happy. And odds are, if you go tonight, there's a better than not chance he'll become my stepdad, and if you are happy with him, so am I.
Sly: I have an announcement.
Toby: You're still a virgin. We know.
Sly: Something else. I'm running for office.
Walter: You're what?
Cabe: If I'm shot dead, they'll find this mp3.
Toby: Mp3s are audio. You're recording video.
Cabe: I swear, doc. My foot and your ass are going on a date real soon.
That's a good call with the crossword analogy. The elderly love their puzzles.
Toby
I'll need help from my partner. He's hiding in the catering truck.
Walter
Paige: These guys seep into every corner of my personal life like black mold.
Tim: Don't worry about it. Look, I get it. I grew up with four sisters. Every girl I ever dated was subjected to an inquisition.
Paige: So you are saying Scorpion is acting like a teenage girl?
Tim: Eh...no. I think they care about you.
Walter: I need to know more about what my team is doing. I think I know how we can find out, but I will need a partner. Are you game?
Ralph: I'm your man.
I'm dying to sing Under the Sea right now, but I'm not, so there, maturity.
Toby
Cabe: I read in the paper that this is the first election year where all votes nationwide will be calculated on one system.
Toby: In the paper? When? On the way to the soda shop to get an egg cream?
Happy: My top issue on election day? Surveillance. The bad guys watch our every move, but who watches the watchers?
Ralph: You're what my teacher calls the crackpot vote.
