Where are you living? Are you here? Are you on this planet? It's impossible. It can't be done. Thousands of years people have been trying to have their cake and eat it too. So all of a sudden the two of you are going to come along and do it. Where do you get the ego? No one can do it. It can't be done.

George

I know less about women...than anyone in the world. But one thing I do know is they're not happy if you don't spend the night.

George

We just want to take this, and add that.

Elaine

Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

(Elaine is surfing through TV stations)
Elaine: Ooo the naked channel!
Jerry: (reaching for the remote) No, I don't want to watch the naked channel.
Elaine: (Pulling the remote away) Been a while?

(to Jerry and Elaine) Boy, I liked you so much better when you weren't a couple.

Kramer