Elaine: Pal? You think I'm your pal?
Jerry: I said "and more."

You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!

George

I mean, really, what is the big deal? We go in there. We're in there for a while. We come right back out here. It's not complicated!

Jerry

Where are you living? Are you here? Are you on this planet? It's impossible. It can't be done. Thousands of years people have been trying to have their cake and eat it too. So all of a sudden the two of you are going to come along and do it. Where do you get the ego? No one can do it. It can't be done.

George

I know less about women...than anyone in the world. But one thing I do know is they're not happy if you don't spend the night.

George

We just want to take this, and add that.

Elaine
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