Kramer: You know, why didn't they ask me to go?
Jerry: I don't know. How am I supposed to know?
Kramer: What, they don't like me?
Jerry: I don't like you!

Ouch, my cuticle!


You don't understand. A garage, I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?


George: I really think it looks good.
Elaine: Ten bucks, how can you go wrong?
George: All bald people look good in hats.
Elaine: You should have lived in the '20s and '30s, you know men wore hats all the time then.
George: What a bald paradise that must have been.

Kibitzer: Who are you?
Sid: Who am I? I know who I am. Do you know who you are?

Because I'm like ice, buddy. When I don't like you, you've got problems.


Chaos--it reduces us to jungle law.

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