Sex and the City

Sex and the City "All or Nothing" Quotes

Aidan: What exactly is it you gals do when you get together?
Carrie: Oh, the usual stuff, braid each other's hair, crank calls...
Aidan: Aha!
Carrie: Oh, and that Wican stuff that's big now.
Aidan: No talk about the boys?
Carrie: Well, I can't lie, sometimes there is talk about the boys.
Aidan: Men's greatest fear.
Carrie: I thought it was hair loss?
(Aidan shakes his hair) Aidan: No problem there.
Carrie: I can tell.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlotte: Who knew all this existed in the meat packing district?
Miranda: Yes, just yards away from dumpsters full of decaying cow.
 • Rating: Unrated

Samantha: Homemade quiche?
Charlotte: You made these?
Samantha: Oh, hell no! I had them delivered, along with dinner, the wine and a dvd of Affair to Remember, which were watching later, drunk.
Miranda: You can get dvd's delivered?
Samantha: I use this hot new delivery service. You call them, anything you want, they bring it within an hour.
Charlotte: Anything?
Samantha: Um, last night I ordered condoms.
Miranda: Please, tell me you didn't f**k the delivery guy?
Samantha: No, John, the hot guy from the gym. And let me just say, the condoms came a lot faster than he did.
Carrie: Now there's a nice slogan.
 • Rating: Unrated

Samantha: Ladies, let's just say it, we have it all, great apartments, great jobs, great friends, great sex....
Miranda: We can have our baby quiche and eat it too.
Samantha: Exactly, at my age, my mother would settle with three kids and a drunk husband.
Carrie: You just have three drunk friends.
Samantha: By choice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlotte: Well, I think that having it all really means having someone specail to share it with.
Samantha: Oh, please, that's so Barney.
 • Rating: Unrated

Samantha: You see us Mahattan, we have it all.
Angry Neighbour: F**k you!
Samantha: You wish.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carrie: How could it feel so good, when it feels so bad.
Samantha: Oh, honey, they design it that way.
Carrie: It's like Big and I have this thing.
Samantha: It's all about the thermones, were just animals reacting to each other's smell.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: I have this non-married, wonderful boyfriend with all his hair waiting for me, who smells great.
Samantha: Don't beat yourself up, Aidan hasn't said I love you yet. Until he does, you're a free agent.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Trey and Charlotte are looking at china plates)
Trey: Thirteen hundred dollars?
Sales Clerk: Yes, and we do very well with it.
Charlotte: It's very beautiful.
Trey: Yes, it would look lovely unto the ramen noodles will be forced to eat, due to my outstanding china loans.
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Miranda: Well, this all looks pretty normal.
Charlotte: Normal? We haven't even gotten married yet, and we're already talking about divorce.
Carrie: Sweetie, a lot of people do pre-nups these days.
Charlotte: Marriage is supposed to be about love and happiness....
Miranda: And the merging and protecting of assets.
Charlotte: That is so unromantic.
Miranda: And necessary.
 • Rating: Unrated

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