Sex and the City Season 3 Quotes
Miranda: I do want a baby eventually and my clock is running out. I mean, I've only got like a million viable eggs left.
Carrie: Three hundred of which we just killed with those martinis at lunch.
Steve: Oh, come on, I want a baby, it would be fun
Miranda : It's not like owning a foosball table, Steve. You have any idea how much work a baby is?
Steve: Yea, yea I know, but, I could hang out with him during the day, you know watching Sesame Street with him, while your at work, then I'd go work in the bar.
Miranda: And, I will be up all night with the baby alone, and get no sleep, and then have to get up the next day , and stay awake to work the fourteen hours I need to make partner, so I can afford the apartment your watching all this Sesame Street in.
Steve: Let's hope the baby inherits my positive attitude.
Charlotte: Trey is so thoughtful, he knew I wasn't feeling well last night so he took me to get some soup down on seventh street, and then we went to second.
Carrie: Avenue?
Charlotte: Base.
Carrie: And, then what, he did your physics homework with you?
Charlotte: No! I want to take it slow with him, I think he could be the one.
Carrie: Charlotte, honey, you've only known him for two weeks, you can know his e-mail address, but you cannot know his the one.
Charlotte: I don't want to ruin it by having sex with him too early.
Carrie: Oh, so you're everything but girl.
Charlotte: I like to think of it as kissing with extras.
Carrie: How very ninth grade of you.
Charlotte: You know I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become re-virginised.
Carrie: And, I imagine quite frisky.
Charlotte: But, isn't that great, you can erase your whole sexual past and start again.
Carrie: Who would want their the virginity back, it was bad enough the first time.
Samantha: This is a catalog for pre-menopausal women.
Miranda: New Transitions, nice name.
Samantha: Why don't they call it what it is? J Crew for women who are drying up, and FYI, I'm not in transition, I'm happening.
Charlotte: Listen to this, sometime in ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all month pms, fluid retention, insomnia, depression, hot flashes or irregular periods.
Carrie: On the plus side, people start to give up their seats for you on the bus.
Charlotte: Oh, my God! Vagina Weights.
Samantha: Honey, my vagina waits for no man.
Miranda: Well, I for one can't wait for menopause. Do you realise how free it would be not to have or periods.
Charlotte: Oh, I can't wait till flow stops coming to town.
Samantha: No one calls it flow.
Miranda: I think my grandmother did.
a baby is crying next to them
Miranda: Since when did it became appropriate to bring babies in restaurants?
Steve: Aw, come on, his cute.
Miranda: God, invented babysitters for a reason.
Trey: It was fate, if my mother didn't give me such bad gifts, this wonderful gift would have never come into my life.
Charlotte: Aw!
Big and I trapped together on a boat without dates, and we were two miles off shore and there was no way off. Children and women with emotional baggage first.
Carrie
