(to Charlotte) A woman named Bunny? Honey, you can take her.

Samantha

Miranda: It's like Martha Stewart exploded in here.
Carrie: Hey, look, headbands are back in style.
Samantha: I'm starving where's the food?
Miranda: Their wasps, there's never any food, only booze.
Samantha: Fine! Martini, six olives.

Samantha: I can't believe she's marrying that guy?
Miranda: For about a tenth of what's she's worth.
Carrie: Hey, I thought you were Ms pro-marriage these days?
Samantha: Honey, I wasdelirious , I also saw plaid spots all over my bathtub.

Samantha: I'm going to tell you something, there's two types of guys out there, the ones that hold your hand and the ones that fuck you.
Carrie: (thinking to herself) And I'd, slept with both of them in the last forty-eight hours.
Samantha: And the ones that fuck you, aren't worth a damn. We're all alone, Carrie....(crys)

Miranda: Well, this all looks pretty normal.
Charlotte: Normal? We haven't even gotten married yet, and we're already talking about divorce.
Carrie: Sweetie, a lot of people do pre-nups these days.
Charlotte: Marriage is supposed to be about love and happiness....
Miranda: And the merging and protecting of assets.
Charlotte: That is so unromantic.
Miranda: And necessary.

Charlotte: I did it. I negotiated with Bunny and I signed the pre-nup.
(Samantha and Miranda hold their breath)
Carrie: That's great sweetie.
Charlotte: I'm getting married.
Carrie, Samantha, Miranda: Congratulations.

Carrie: Hey, I'm like your roadie.
Aidan: Oh, I don't have a road, I just have this booth, so at best, you're my booth bitch.
Carrie: Yeah, I'm your booth bitch.
Aidan: Meow.
Carrie: I wax your wood.
Aidan: You wax it real good.
Carrie: That's, 'cause, I'm your booth bitch.

Big: I've got a secret to tell you. I'ts not working, I'm getting out. If you know anyone whose interested?
Carrie: You should keep that to yourself, no one is interested in that information.

Big: So, how are you?
Carrie: Great!
Big: And Daniel Boone, is he a nice guy?
Carrie: His name is Aidan.
Big: Where's your sense of humor?
Carrie: Where's your wife?
Big: Guarding her bid on a silent acution. She's got her eye on a beige chair. Everything in my apartment is now beige. Beige, is bull shit.
Carrie: I thought you wanted beige?
Big: Yea, well, it doesn't quite fit.

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