Sex and the City

Sex and the City Season 3 Quotes (Page 15)

Season 3 Episode 1: "Where There's Smoke"

Samantha: I just want you to know that my fireman was every bit the fantasy I had in mind.
Miranda: New York's finest.
Carrie: That's cops.
Miranda: Whatever.
Charlotte: I think it's wrong to sleep with a man just to fulfill a certain fantasy.
Samantha: Please, all the men we sleep with fulfill a certain fantasy.
Carrie: Or nightmare.
 • Rating: Unrated

Samantha: (to Charlotte) You fantasized a man with a Park Avenue apartment and nice big stock portfolio. For me it's a fireman with a nice big hose.
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Charlotte: It's because women really just want to be rescued.
Carrie: (voiceover) There it was. The sentence independent single women in their thirties are never supposed to think, let alone say out loud.
Charlotte: I'm sorry but it's true. I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?
Miranda: Who? The white knight?
Samantha: That only happens in fairy tales.
Charlotte: My hair hurts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carrie: (to Bill Kelly) You're like a Jehovah Witness with a good suit.
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Miranda: I do not have Steve. There is no having of the Steve. We're just friends.
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Miranda: Okay. They don't make Cosmopolitans. It's Staten Island Iced Tea.
Samantha: Is that like a Long Island Iced Tea?
Miranda: I think so. (takes a sip) Hello I'm drunk.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: Next morning at breakfast, Miranda and I wanted poached eggs, Samantha wanted to give us the juicy details, and Charlotte wanted to keep her head from exploding all over her Burberry raincoat.
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Carrie: Over on the East Side at a more Charlotte-friendly bar, the Iced Tea Princess began her quest for a White Knight.
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Steve: Carrie thought you might need a little help. Is that okay?
Miranda: I'm on Valium. Everything's okay.
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Charlotte: (drunk) I'm nice. I'm pretty and smart! I'm a catch!
 • Rating: Unrated

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