Sex and the City Season 3 Quotes
Carrie: Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you that you're not married? Tell me?
Aidan: Can't you just relax and go with the flow?
Carrie: Go with the flow? Uh-uh, no, I can't, it's so 70's.
Aidan: Well how long do you think this phase is going to last, because my folks are coming to town this weekend, and I wanted you to met them.
Carrie: Wow, that's so...
Aidan: Fifties?
Carrie: No, that is really nice. So, these, um, parents that are coming to town, do they happen to know what the hell's wrong with you?
Miranda: I was wrong. There is a point at which a couple can get too comfortable, and I think I reached it this morning washing Steve's underwear.
Carrie: Why, what happened?
Miranda: I'm living with skid marks guy.
Carrie: Oh, no, ooh, terrible! (laughs)
Miranda: I don't get it! Why do men get skid marks? Is it laziness, or are they just in a rush?
Carrie: I don't know, but whatever it is, it goes hand in hand with urinating on the seat.
Miranda: I'll tell you one thing, when your boyfriend is so comfortable he can't be bothered to wipe his ass, that's the end of romance, right there.
Carrie: Well, it's certainly the end of laundry night.
(to Carrie) We whine when we don't have a boyfriend, and we whine when we do.
Miranda
Carrie: Do you remember how Big used to keep me away from his mother, like I was some kind of leper?
Miranda: I remember.
Carrie: And how pissed it used to make me?
Miranda: I remember!
Carrie: Well now, Aidan's offering up both his parents on a silver platter, and I'm not sure I want to meet them.
Miranda: Maybe it's too soon. I've never met Steve's mother, and believe me, I'm in no rush.
Carrie: The irony is, Aidan is acting exactly the way I wished Big would've behaved, and I'm behaving just like Big.
Miranda: Maybe you don't believe it's for real, unless someone is playing hard to get.
Charlotte: Isn't the opera romantic?
Carrie: Even more so with a man.
Charlotte: Well, I did expect to be taking Phil.
Carrie: It's quite a lovely evening you have planned, for a man you never even met.
Charlotte: Well, he sounded really nice.
Carrie: I saw Big tonight at the opera.
Miranda: Oh, that's why you ditched Charlotte.
Carrie: Oh, she told you, was she pissed?
Miranda: I think she's swearing off women forever.
Dr. Mark Raskin: I wanna take a hit of Viagra.
Samantha: Number one, that's very presumptious of you, and number two, from what I can tell, you don't need any help in that area whatsoever.
Dr. Mark Raskin: I just take it recreationally.
Samantha: What does it do for you?
Dr. Mark Raskin: Sends me on a rocket trip right through your solar system.
Carrie: So then I guess we won't be seeing each other this weekend.
Aidan: I'll miss you.
Carrie: Well see, maybe that's good. Maybe we should see each other less, and then we'll miss each other more. It's just you're so available to me, and I'm so available to you, maybe we're both just too, you know, available.
Aidan: Carrie, it's no big deal. I have a life. I'm just making room for you in it.
Carrie: See, you always say the right things. Grrrrr!
Dennis: I think I'm in love with you, Charlotte.
Charlotte: Well you can't be in love with me, you're married to my friend.
Dennis: Yeah, things haven't been going so great with us lately, and ever since I saw you that night at dinner, I couldn't stop thinking about you.
Charlotte: This is not...
Dennis: No, no, come on, don't leave, don't leave!
Charlotte: You kept all of your great single friends away from me just so you can cheat on your wife? (slaps Dennis) You should be ashamed of yourself!
Dennis: You're such a spark plug, I love that about you!
Charlotte: I'm not interested in starting some married man's car!
Dennis: No, don't leave! Please! Please! I love you!
And then something weird happened. For the first time in a long time, I was nervous. Aidan and I were going to sleep together and it was going to mean something. I was no virgin, but this was definitely virgin territory.
Carrie
Miranda: So, what did everybody do last night?
Samantha: Nothing.
Carrie: Nothing, of note.
Charlotte: I don't wanna talk about it.
Samantha: Why, what happended, you sleep with somebody on the second date?
Charlotte: No, it was the third date.
