I would never miss Wash and Dry Wednesday with you. That's our thing?

Lydia

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• Added: August 15, 2015

Because I'd like to be sure when I tell my 26-year-old boyfriend he's about to be a father. I don't want to freak him out for nothing.

Lydia

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• Added: August 15, 2015

Friends don't keep friends in the dark. Light the candle of truth.

Jimmy

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• Added: August 15, 2015

I've decided to write a country song. Wonder, can I use your life? It's totally Tennessee tragic.

Sam

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• Added: August 15, 2015

She can't be pregnant, I did the hokey pokey. I put my whole self in, I pulled my whole self out.

Jimmy

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• Added: August 15, 2015

Your maybe baby with my mother was not my secret to tell.

Nate

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• Added: August 15, 2015

There's a part of me that's excited about a baby and the other part of me is really worried about a geriatric pregnancy. I mean, do I really want to enroll my vagina in AARP?

Lydia

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• Added: August 15, 2015